rubbish
it doesn’t matter what you’ve done
with any of your life
if it’s good
that’s good.
or if you’ve been a massive shit,
that’s good too.
do what you will,
it doesn’t affect me.
i’m God,
after all.
and the only reason you are here,
if we’re being honest
is because I don’t know how
to empty the bin
that you call
‘The Universe’
in case you were wondering
my typewriter
isn’t here.
here is bed.
and that’s not so comfy a place
for a typewriter to be.
AND.
and.
it doesn’t have wifi.
and therefore,
the internet,
and therefore,
it doesn’t have porn,
either.
